I’m so sad that I’m tired and emotional because I want to read fics but my body is trying to shut down and go to sleep and I’m just like “IT’S NOT TIME YET”
sleep is for the weak.
had a dream last night that dean winchester was my TA
what a dream
congratulations to lupita nyong’o for her Oscar but more importantly congratulations because she’s literally the only person on this planet that can pull off every single color in existence
Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]
I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.
HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.
AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT. I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.
WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSSHOLES. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
scusé Angelina darling ilu my people need me sorry my filmy too scusé
monainred MONA THIS REMEMBER HE’S LIKE OUT MY WAY ANGIE
THE FINAL FRONTIER
THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE
ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION
TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS
TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS
TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE
[AGGRESSIVELY HUMS THEME TUNE]
this is for monainred
and no one else
CHRIS HEMSWORTH WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE??????
Better stock up on black clothes. Spring and Summer are coming.
THOR GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
So graceful, yet so full of brotherly annoyance.
OH MY GOD I HAVE A TAB ON MONA’S BLOG AHHHHHHHH I JUST NOTICED AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I felt super super bad that I couldn’t adequately respond to your texts and give you the love and attention that you so obviously deserve so I’m going to make a tumblr post for you to wake up to!!!!! and it’s going to be enumerated because 1. that’s how I roll and 2. otherwise it would literally just be me throwing words at you and make little to no sense :)
here we go!
1. CORGI!VERSE IS THE BEST. LITERALLY ALL THE FICS WHERE SOMEONE TURNS INTO A CORGI. I have to go back and refer to my list to see what I actually told you to read and NO IT’S NOT ON THERE okay so
2. please read this fic as well; unfortunately no one gets TURNED INTO a corgi but it’s still super sweet and sad and lovely!!! MORE FIC: Clint gets turned into a dog here and THIS ONE is amazing!!!!!
3. I feel like I’m practically screaming and hurling fics at you but please know that they really are all that goood, this is a talented fucking fandom and there is an overabundance of amazing fic so just for the record :)
4. I know we’ve been over this already tonight bUT I’M GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN BECAUSE. YOU HONESTLY DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO ME TO BE ABLE TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU. for some reason this (tumblr, all the fandoms, fanfic, everything) has become really important and I can’t thank the powers that be enough that I now have someone (a lovely, soulmate worthy someone) to share it with AND it’s someone who a) lives 15 minutes away from me b) will eat and snuggle and fangirl with me and c) would make an amazing friend in real life even without any of the fandom stuff!! so yeah I feel like I’m writing in your yearbook or something BUT IT’S WHAT’S IN MY HEART SO THERE
5. I also wanna be Natasha. I DREAM about the THIGH CHOKE ♥‿♥
6. Fix-it fic where Clint thinks Phil is dead and that it’s his fault tickles my smurfy spot and rest assured there will be a lot on your masterpost fic rec
7. THIS: “But my bed is so comfy and it’s so perfect and dark in my room and I have Phil and Clint together on my screen on my lap where they belong :)” LITERALLY ARE YOU ME.
8. CLINT FEELS ARE THE
BEST WORST BEST FEELS IN THE UNIVERSEEEEEEEEEEEE
9. I need more information!!! Which fic exactly was killing you??? TELL MEEEEE
10. WE NEED TO TALK MORE ABOUT ALL OF THE ABOVE.
11. I hope you have a lovely day at work and I’m sorry for exhausting you with feels but actually not really
12. I love you
13. and I’ll talk to you tomorrow!
14. GOODNIGHT <3
i have no motivation to get any sort of work done
but i’m also too guilty to do anything else