THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRYHaving a bad day? NOT ANYMORE.
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
#steve tries to leave when sam brings up being frozen#because that’s a sensitive topic (to say the least) for him#and sam knows that he probably shouldn’t have mentioned it#and he doesnt want to come off as someone who thinks of steve as captain america and not steve rogers#so he corrects himself#but not in a blatant way#he connects and empathizes with him#he says hey#you’re a soldier#i’m a soldier#i understand#i don’t want you to talk if you dont want to#but if you do#i’m here for u bro#and that’s#why i love sam wilson
they should make out im just saying
whenever you start to think or say something negative about yourself just imagine one of your favorite characters busting into the room out of nowhere to grip your shoulders and look you directly in the eyes while saying “that’s not true” and whenever you try to argue they just list off something positive about you and kiss your forehead or cheek then in your momentary daze and confusion they literally pick you up and carry you off to get ice cream
further derek hale: baby whisperer fic
Because I was recently reminded of this post about Derek Hale having a calming effect on babies
There are five schedules pinned to the wall of his loft. One is feeding, one is changing, one is naptimes and bedtimes, one is the phases of the moon and the last is developmental milestones for the next eighteen years. Stiles came in like a whirlwind yesterday and stuck them all onto one of the bare brick walls. They’re highlighted, they have stars and stickers all over them and Derek is pretty sure one of them is written in code. “I mean, those are hieroglyphics, right?” he asks Emma. Emma just keeps gnawing at the collar of his Henley. “I feel like he’s trying to confuse me and patronize me at the same time,” he adds, shifting a little so she’s more secure on his hip. “I try and feed a baby steak once, and suddenly I’m a terrible parent.”
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
Let’s talk about situations.
If someone buys you a drink at a bar, it’s still a crime if they steal your wallet.
If someone pays for a fancy dinner for you, it’s still a crime if they steal your car.
If someone if talking to you and you are drunk at a party, it’s still a crime if they steal your cell phone.
It doesn’t matter how tempting your gold watch is, or what neighborhood you’re wearing it in, or what time of day it happens to be, it’s still a crime if someone rips it off your wrist and runs away.
It doesn’t matter if you left your house unlocked, it’s still a crime if someone walks in and takes your TV.
No amount of money spent or lack of preemptive protection makes theft no longer a crime.
Why is all of this obvious when we talk about theft, but apparently under contention if we are talking about rape? Why is bodily autonomy and sexual consent less respected than god damn things? Why is your right to property more respected than your right to your body?